The Bryan Harsin Auburn Marriage Was Doomed From the Start. What’s Next for Both Parties?
We need to talk about Auburn and Bryan Harsin. On Halloween, Auburn gave Bryan Harsin a trick and the War Eagle fan base a treat by firing their embattled head coach after a 3-5 start to the season. Now, two things can be true. You can have toxic working conditions, and a bad head coach. […]
The Seattle Seahawks Chose To Sit Out of the NFC West Arms Race, Now They’re In First Place
We need to talk about the Seattle Seahawks. When everyone else in the NFC West was zigging, Pete Carroll and the Seahawks decided to zag. That zag has Seattle in first place in a division where they were the only team to not make the playoffs last year, sitting at 4-3 despite Las Vegas having […]
Massive Buyouts Take The Sting Out Of Losing For College Football Coaches Like Jimbo Fisher
We need to talk about college football coaching salaries. Look, I’m never going to get mad at someone for cashing a check. You shouldn’t either. I’ve never been to a movie theater and seen empty concession lines. If someone wants to pay movie theater prices for M&M’s and Skittles, when pants pockets and purses are […]
Why Your Favorite Eastern Conference Team Won’t Win An NBA Championship This Year
We need to talk about the NBA, and why your favorite Eastern Conference team is on the verge of falling apart. Ever since Michael Jordan retired the second time, the West has run the NBA, winning titles at a 2-to-1 rate. LeBron did most of the heavy lifting, but every once in a while a […]
Why Your Favorite Western Conference Team Won’t Win An NBA Championship This Year
We need to talk about the NBA, and why your favorite Western Conference team is on the verge of falling apart. Every year, the delicate dance begins of basketball’s most gifted multimillionaires balancing fragile and insatiable egos against psychopathic levels of competitiveness and drive. If we’ve learned one thing about today’s NBA, it’s that a […]
Kliff Kingsbury’s Coaching Style Has Gone From Offensive Genius To Just Plain Offensive
We need to talk about Arizona Cardinals head coach (for now), the “offensive genius” Kliff Kingsbury. On Sunday, Arizona faced off against Seattle and their #32 ranked defense. The Cardinals managed a field goal on their opening drive. They did not score an offensive point after that. Hey Kliff, 3 points on offense might have […]
ESPN’s Report On Commanders Owner Daniel Snyder Confirms What We Already Know: Mutually Assured Destruction
We need to talk about Washington Commanders Owner Dan Snyder This week ESPN dropped a report that to some of you, must have seemed like a bombshell. Multiple sources claim that in an effort to entrench himself as indispensable from his position as one of only 32 NFL team owners, Dan Snyder has used private […]
Davante Adams May “Push” the NFL to Restrict Sideline Access
We need to talk about Davante Adams getting charged with misdemeanor assault for pushing a photographer. The discussion around this incident has been insufferable, but there are some elements of it that could result in positive change. To recap what happened, the Raiders were trailing the Chiefs 30-29 late in the fourth quarter, with Las […]
There Is No Defense For The Nepotism That Has Kept Brian Ferentz As Iowa’s Offensive Coordinator
We need to talk about the nepotism that is ruining the football program at University of Iowa. Some of you might not know what’s going on at Iowa, and some of you might just be checking college football box scores on Sunday morning and wondering if the Iowa score was an accidental century-old misprint from […]
Matt Rhule Will Be In-Demand in College Football, But His Time with Carolina Should Serve as a Warning
We need to talk about what’s next for recently fired Carolina Panthers Head Coach Matt Rhule. Nobody feels sorry for Matt Rhule right now. His contractual buyout is in the $40 million dollar range, and despite an absolutely putrid record of 11-27, wasting an awesome defense in 2021 due to a bottom three offense, making […]