I have been silent on my blog for a while now. I’m back. Inspiration has arrived in the form of Chris Bosh. Anyone who knows me knows that I am a Laker fan. As a Laker fan I have seen some of the best “flops” of all-time. Vlade Divac, former Laker center and G.O.A.T., was a unanimous first ballot selection for the Flopping Hall of Fame and has recently opened a school specifically dedicated to the art of flopping. They recently started a very exclusive program, “Acting To Get A Whistle: Defense”. Here is my letter of recommendation for Chris Bosh.

To Whom It May Concern:

I would like to take the opportunity to offer a formal recommendation for Chris Bosh. Recently, I learned of your “Acting To Get a Whistle: Defense” program and I am confident Chris has the tools to be an exceptional student. As you probably already know, he recently joined Dwyane Wade and LeBron James and took his talents to South Beach to form the “Big 3” in Miami. Although Chris is one of the best big men in the NBA he has not been met with the same celebration from fans as Wade and James. Admission to your ATGAWD program will give Chris the skills necessary to change his image as a soft player and be loved by his hometown fans. I was watching the Heat vs Bulls game last night and saw Chris Bosh flop. I immediately knew he had the raw talent and intangibles to be one of the flopping greats. He successfully pulled off the worst flop in NBA history. The work your program has done with some of the future Flopping Hall of Famers like Anderson Varejao, Paul Pierce, Manu Ginobili, Raja Bell, Andrei Kirilenko, and Derek Fisher has been nothing short of incredible. An education at your esteemed school will help him reach that level, while increasing his career opportunities. I highly recommend Chris Bosh for your program and thank you for your careful consideration of his application.


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